“My First Hardcore Song” by 8-year-old Juliet

We just had to share this.  Major LOLz when she “OPEN[S] UP THIS PIT!”.

And check out the description on YouTube.  It pretty much made our day:

8 yr old Juliet teamed up with the hottest producer ROB SHARPE this school holidays and smashed out this BRUTAL track.. Juliet takes you on a journey of her love for her dog, Robert and how her pet fish stink even though Juliet has zero sense of smell. The Australian Hardcore scene will never be the same!!

This is the ORIGINAL video you naughty kids who keep posting new versions :P

AS SEEN ON EVERY INTERNET WEBPAGE EVER CREATED IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD… EVEN TASMANIA!!!!